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canaydian:

its a young boys first year of school and his dad is very proud of him. his dad is really rich and shit so he asks his son”what do you want as your reward?” his son says “one grain of sugar” and his dad  thinks its kinda weird but he gives it to him anyways.

a few years later his son is graduating elementary school and his dad is very proud of him and very rich so he asks again what he wants as a reward. he says “one grain of sugar” so his dad gets him one grain of sugar. he is kinda offended by this cause he is so rich and can get his son anything he wants but he keeps asking for grains of sugar.

a couple years later the son is graduating middle school and his dad asks what do you want as a reward? and the son says “one grain of sugar” and the dad, of course, gives him what he wants. He is starting to get a little mad by now. He is rich, he can get him whatever he wants.

some years pass by and the son finally graduates high school. his dad is very proud and offers to buy his son a Lamborghini. His son says “no, just one grain of sugar” and his dad obliges. He is very annoyed.

After that, the son finally graduates college as a doctor and his dad asks him what he wants as a reward. the son asks again for one grain of sugar. the dad says “i can buy you whatever you want, are you sure?” the son says “yea” so he does. 

a couple days later the son ends up in a car accident and is very injured. He is in the hospital and the dad visits him knowing he’s going to die soon and asks him “why were you asking for these grains of sugar all these years when i am rich and can get you whatever you want?” the son smiles at his dad, and dies

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v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

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#fave 

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phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

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minamarrrina:

how californians see the US

minamarrrina:

how californians see the US

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#this is the best #oven mitt 
penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA

penis-hilton:

YAAAASSS BITCH SPILL THAT TEA

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girl:babe come over
boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:my parents aren't home
boy:I know
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I’VE HAD IT WITH MY MANAGER

I’VE HAD IT WITH MY MANAGER

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