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I'm white... No fucker can pronounce my name either.

Anonymous

onlyblackgirl:

reverseracism:

I don’t care

- Susie

They probably gone some generic ass name that they tried to spell complicated to be unique like “jesickah”

Open RP

juilan:

metrobussy:

juilan:

metrobussy:

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"This Lemon-Baked Summer Chicken Pesto tastes horrid," cried the Barefoot Contessa.

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"eat…my…shit."

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"I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now," cried the Barefoot Contessa. How could Jeffrey abandon her now, in this, her time of need?

"I will kill you, skin you, and make you into a 30 minute meal that’s affordable and easy to make, dont test me rachael ray dont play"

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

andrewbelami:

THIS POST IS MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT

okaymad:

soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT

asparagays:

she has such a funny life omg

asparagays:

she has such a funny life omg

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

lazar3tto:

twinks be like…………

lazar3tto:

twinks be like…………

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

yungkawaiiinigga:

M.I.A raps with her regular english accent so idk why iggy azalea out here doin impressions of Diamond from Crime Mobb

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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