this is what we’re doing now?
with, like, boobies.
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
first speech: i love naruto
second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you
this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version