March 2012
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Chris: (11:32:25 PM) omg
Chris: (11:32:27 PM) im so ugly
Chris: (11:32:30 PM) why are you with me
Chris: (11:32:31 PM) omg
Chris: (11:32:39 PM) i look fucking gross
omfgitsadonis: (11:32:44 PM) because you're easy
omfgitsadonis: (11:32:45 PM) LMFAO JK
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I'll be in your car wishing you had a better car
Watchwizcoylifa:
ivanoooze:
best part of the video lkjfnas
I CAT FUCKING BREATEH
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
cosmo tip #5668
snookidoughicecream:
when he is inside of your butt, fart! it’ll give him a warm tingly feeling in his penis and he’ll be sure to come back! also, tell him you’re on the pill prior to having sex even though you aren’t! tell him after, and then yell PUNK’D in his face, then throw the child at him 9 months later!
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why do I suck at interviews
I would make a terrible prostitute I can’t sell myself at all.
February 2012
Watchthechrismonster:
did she die
garyfromteenmom:
do people actually wear creepers in public this is a serious question
yes
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2:
i’ve had a boner for over 24 hours and i’m not even a boy explain that athetits
my eye doctors appointment
my doctor: okay so i dont think we need to dilate your eyes this time
me: can you do it anyways so i can take pictures for the internet
my doctor:
me:
my mom:
me: please
Watch1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
lawlstar:
let’s all just take this moment to appreciate my spanish teacher’s profile pictures on facebook..
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
pandacows:
does god have a flan for me?
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Watchkanoni:
i was talking about my birds and it reminded me of this video omg they are my life
“Oh wow I just love Kim Kardashian’s song Jam!”
– no one (via hashtagshittedonem)